Sunday, June 14, 2009

June 13th 2009

Joe got invited to multiple graduation party's on Saturday. They say there is no party without Joe Anderson. It just so happens that he could not make it to one of them, showing his lack of loyalty. As he arrived at the party he politely talked to the graduate; Joe was being very generous with his time. Sharing is the foundation of his great personality. He lit up the room in his gray Villanova t-shirt, black shorts, and worn out tennis shoes. Of course he supports his sister who attends Villanova University, we would expect nothing less of Joe. He began the night socializing, and then his physical activity piked up as the night moved on. He started shooting some hoops, making most of his shots. Joe displayed his hops by almost dunking on about a 9 foot hoop. It got me going. Joe and his friends decided to take a stroll on his streets. His transportation of choice was by bike. We did not get far before we saw a group of people in the darkness. We rode by thinking nothing of it, until we realized that Troy was gone. We decided to ride back and he was talking to that group. It was a group of about 7 incoming freshman. Being a sophomore, Joe wanted to lend a helping hand to them, and give them some advice. We socialized for quite a while, and then went in the back yard to the girls pool. We decided not to go in, but did get a bit wet when others jumped in (collateral damage). We just layed out and caught some sun (at 11:00). We parted ways with the freshmen, and the night was just beginning. Joe lead his friends back to the party. Joe asked an unnamed man for a ride home, and he accepted. Joseph decided that he was going to run away and make us find him. We made a few wrong turns, and ended up near St. Louis church. We headed back and Joe lead us to him by giving turn by turn directions, as if he were a GPS. When he found us Joe decided he was going to lay on the front of the car. Being an idiot, an unnamed man started driving. Joe saw a car coming and quickly rushed into the car. As the car drove by, we noticed that this was a cop car. This is another instance of Joe Anderson making clutch decisions in crunch time. Instead of leading an unnamed man back to his house, Joe lead him to Wendy's where we ended up eating. We went back to drop off Joe, he lead us the wrong way on purpose. Some time during the ride, Joe took off his shirt. the unnamed man took it, and faked throwing it out of the sunroof and continued to drive. After driving around, looking for the shirt that Joe thought was on the road, we headed back. This time, we actually did throw his shirt out of the car. Joe got out, and walked back to get it. unnamed man drove away, and Joe jumped on the back of the car while moving, and then fell off on to the road. This was a very comical night. Finally we got Joe home, and it was over. We got to see every aspect of Joe today, this was a treat for the followers, and Andy (I know your reading).

JOE'S QUOTE O' THE DAY
"Did you really just throw my shirt?"

3 comments:

  1. I do not aprove of this. The whole night sounded very dangerous and someone could have gotten hurt. It was just an accident waiting to happen. I have a good mind to tell all of your parents.

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  2. Well I hope they take what happened seriously, and teach you a lesson before someone gets hurt

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