June 15th 2009

Joe took a trip to Kennywood on Monday. He came prepared with his ticket and $40 cash. He sat in the front seat on the way up, completely ignoring the unwritten rule of seniority. For that he had no regrets. Joe was in a strange mood from the moment we arrived. He was a bit angry because we already had started to see people that he did not want to see. As we walked in, Joe had no problems making it through the metal detector. He did not have any metal on him, but if he did he still would have made it through. As we walked through Kennywood, we found out that everyone and anyone new Joe Anderson. This is of course, because of this blog. He was getting hugs left and right, and everyone was thrilled to see him. Joe is the coolest kid in school. Since Joe and I decided that we were not going to go on the Log Jammer first with our friends, we chose to got to the Haunted Mansion place by the Thunderbolt. The reason he did not want to go on the Log Jammer was because he did not want to get wet, since he was not wearing a bra. So we arrive at the Haunted Mansion, and wait for a little bit. We find out that our objective is to kill all of the bad spirits in this old Haunted house. They gave us a weapon to perform that task and the ride was under way. Joe started off slow, missing almost every target. As always, Joe pulled through in the end, and was hitting spirits left and right, quite a romantic ride. He ended up with the most spirits killed, and is now a legend on the ride. The rest of the day was mostly a blur. Joe successfully rode on the Thunderbolt, the Phantoms Revenge, and the Pitfall, with no incidents. My friends and I (Joe aside) realized that Joe kept fleeing us after every ride. We would get off of the ride, and he would walk briskly in another direction. We never did solve this mystery, and are still worried. Joe, if your out there, I am concerned. We would have to find him everytime, and we did. Joseph had some chicken fingers, and french fries for lunch. He ate quite fast. I am also worried about his metabolism. As he learned in Health Class, when you eat faster, it slows down your metabolism. We continued to ride, and it went well. We met up with our new friends that we met while on our scooter/bike ride. He hit it off with the ladies, and found out that they were talking about how hot he is (score!). He seemed to be unphased, and continued his conversation. We then left Kennywood. We made our daily trip to Wendy's (what an endorsement). Joe ordered 10 chicken nuggets, some fries, and an Oreo Twisted Frosty. For the rest of the way home Joe was virtually unclothed, and dancing to the Techno beats. Joe was then dropped off. I later found out (today) that he was up until 4 in the morning watching movies. This is not setting a good example for little kids to follow, but we still love him.

JOE'S QUOTE O' THE DAY
Joe was often accused of being bisexual or homosexual at Kennywood. Joe handled it with class saying, "I am not into guys, not that there is anything wrong with that." Sorry gay community, Joe plays for the other team, but still supports. For now he is off limits.